OOC PLOTTING / CR MEME / FRIENDING

[headmasterwalt]

To allow you folks to make friends, if you aren't already, and to decide preexisting CR/bounce ideas off of other people, here's something for you guys to use!

Player Name:
Character: Character Name • Canon • username
House & Year/Staff Position:

Basic Rundown: Do you have any plans for your AU history yet? Do you want to bounce the ideas off other players?
Type of CR: What do you want? What do you not want?
Any plans?:

Other notes:

<b>Player Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> Character Name • Canon • <user name="USERNAME"> <b>House & Year/Staff Position:</b> <b>Basic Rundown:</b> <b>Type of CR:</b> <b>Any plans?:</b> <b>Other notes:</b>

Comments

[fearguard]

Player Name: Bix
Character: Kozmotis Pitchiner • Guardians • fearguard
House & Year/Staff Position: Gryffindor 7th year HEAD BOY I GUESS (unless someone else wants it!)

Basic Rundown: KOZ WILL BE TEAM DAD. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TEAM. COME FIND HIM. HE WILL SIT YOU DOWN WITH SOME TEA AND ADVISE YOU ON YOUR FEELS. AND ISSUE HUGS.

He's also mildly crazy in the "wait did he just suggest riding velociraptors in to battle with a straight face?" sort of way. He's also more than willing to admit that he did ask to be put in Slytherin because "it's hardmode" but obviously didn't get what he wanted.

He may or may not be from a dirt old family with a history of going utterly bonkers and commiting homicide. He won't answer that question.

Type of CR: TEAM DAD.
Any plans?: TEAM DAD. Poooosibly commentator for Quidditch? UHM. DUEL CLUB GUY? MAKING LOVE CONNECTIONS?

Other notes: Don't make him angry, he's terrifying when he's angry. Just don't do it guys okay?

[pooka]

HELLO HAVE A SECRET GOBLIN/FAE FRIEND KOZ

also Katherine will appreciate CR with him lbr

[fearguard]

Don't make him be Dad at you Bunny, don't make him do it because he will do it so hard okay. But you know. Not be overbearing about it. :|

Kathrine, prepare to be adopted.

[kingofkeys]

Also headmaster Mickey will warn Koz not to get in over his head

...pls the boy has no parents and he's kind of a dumbass he needs the help.

Katherine is just going to slowly collect All the Fathers

[fearguard]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAH WELL. THAT WILL TOTALLY BE IGNORED (WHEN NEEDED MOST) BECAUSE HE'S SECRETLY A MORON.

...He can come to Koz's estate place over summer whenever he feels like. :| He insists.

Probably!

[mansnoozie]

i need u

[fearguard]

I need you as well.

How ridiculously awkward for everyone else are these two going to be?

[mansnoozie]

Okay so, personal story time:

My roommate and I became such good friends and so close, that we have reached a pinnacle point of communication: we can talk by just looking at each other. Some people find it cute others find it unsettling. This is Sandy and Koz.

[fearguard]

They communicate by the gravity of their eyebrows

and bracketspam.

I say we get points every time someone thinks they're a thing.

[mansnoozie]

Those eyebrows.

I think on some level, they are a thing? But like, not in the way that most people are a "thing"- you know what I mean?

[fearguard]

You know you want to touch them.

yep! It's complicated and there isn't a name on it but they have a thing that's not a thing while at the same time it's TOTALLY a thing.

[mansnoozie]

They've always got each others back. ;n;

[fearguard]

Yep.

And are probably asked for permission to date the other or something.

[mansnoozie]

"Sandy-senpai, I would like to ask Koz out on a date!! Please say yes."

/solemn nods and a warning look

they were probably each other's man-date for the yule ball though lbr (fuck continuity, i love the yule ball)

[fearguard]

(Because clearly nobody bothers trying to pronounce Kozmotis's name)

Koz is just "If you upset him you will have to deal with him being... himself at you. :|"

YES. Totally. (Yule ball should always be a thing because hnnnngh formal wear and waltzing)

[the_hankinator]

Hank will try to impress Koz a lot but don't be surprised if he comes off as a little brash at first. Kid doesn't have a lot of friends(or role models), y'know?

[fearguard]

Koz is kinda intimidating when he's in super serious mode (which is pretty often) but will totally adopt Hank and try to help him get friends.

[the_hankinator]

Oh good, Hank'll need someone to watch out for him! Lord knows he needs it...